Y U NO POST?!!!

In the spririt of the random lulls in posting that our clan seems to run through (I say random because these happen sporadically and quite often the same number of people check in every day, they merely do not post) I came up with what i think might be an interesting forum game: Y U NO POST?!!! Meme aside the idea is to conncoct extravagant, ridiculous and wacky reason why people either can't or won't post. Of course i you have any ideas on how to make this better we can try them out, after all i am not (consciously at least) using a tried and tested forum game, so there is certainly room for improvement.

heirpresumptive hasn't been posting because he doesn't even know the clan exist. You see heirpresumptive is not and never was an actuall person, rather he was merely an alternate personality. As often happens in the case of alternate personality the dominant personality does not know what the recesive personality does while in control. A little more than half a year ago now heirpresumptives multiple personalities began to be treated through drugs. This suppresion of the personality has caused the actual person to be in charge for a great majority of his life, and not having access to the alternate personality that was heirpresumptive, he has no knowledge of the clans existence.

Brosiedon was called to the sea by a mysterious force, for it turns out, he was posiedon......'s wife

zephyriphoenix wrote:

heirpresumptive hasn't been posting because he doesn't even know the clan exist. You see heirpresumptive is not and never was an actuall person, rather he was merely an alternate personality. As often happens in the case of alternate personality the dominant personality does not know what the recesive personality does while in control. A little more than half a year ago now heirpresumptives multiple personalities began to be treated through drugs. This suppresion of the personality has caused the actual person to be in charge for a great majority of his life, and not having access to the alternate personality that was heirpresumptive, he has no knowledge of the clans existence.

he probably forgot about it, since we went inactive for idk how long...

I have a feeling that we will all get back together.

Fuzzy Kitten has been posting, but his posts have been intercepted by Marshin77's much more intelligent cousin Vladimir. Vlad is extremely tech-savvy, and managed to hack into Star's computer and replace his web browser with a modified duplicate. Vlad programmed this duplicate to function normally except when viewing these forums, in which case he is shown a duplicate forum, regularly updated with our posts. When he tries to post, it appears to him that he has, but the post is never sent to the real forums. He's been driven almost completely insane by this and thus has not thought of contacting us through minecraftfourms.